Extraterrestrial Guide to Love,
Wisdom and Happiness

By Neil Z. Miller


Sex:

Tribute to the Lord

The force that lies between your legs
Is God's decree to all,
That even though your sperm and eggs
Are very, very small

When they're combined they will create
His image to behold,
So till you find the perfect mate
To take into your fold

Be sure the urge you feel below
Is under your command,
And that you won't forget to show
How much you understand

The power of this force to lead
Two bodies to embrace,
Even as your heart may plead
For God's most holy grace.

But if instead you must relieve
The force that lies within,
Despite the fact that you believe
It is a carnal sin,

We're here to pass the truth along
About this mighty drive:
We promise you there's nothing wrong
With feeling quite alive.

So when the sacred stream is felt
And flowing at its crest,
Remember where the Lord has dwelt,
For you are surely blest.

And if you choose a wave to ride
That cannot be ignored,
Consider it a bonafide
Tribute to the Lord.


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